Ann Ostrich Comes Out of Her Hole

Ann Ostrich has emerged from her hole to write a very important column. She has used her considerable talents to point out the failures of a Democratic campaign manager and a couple of lawyers. Thank God for Ann. Of course, she could have added several Bush administration officials, whose failures have cost the nation thousands of casualties. The Bush Administration has chosen to give medals to three of them. But, why would Ann Ostrich want to criticize her lunch ticket?

Of course, the biggest failure of the year has been Ann Ostrich herself. It is time to go back into the hole, Ann.